A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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