- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Women's rights.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

a man makes a bad joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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