- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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