Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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James Patrick Campbell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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why girl die cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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