- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Not a joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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