How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

so how about that irline food

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Justin

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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