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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Wolfjob.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

The Morman Religion.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Velcro. What a rip off.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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