What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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A Serbian Film

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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