- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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