An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Terry has ebola

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

I'd like to make a withdraw

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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