Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Latvia isn't a joke

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Joke

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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