What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Who wants water? I do.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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