what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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i just pooped that is all!

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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You having friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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