- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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