What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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