How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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