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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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