- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Jesse gets so many ladies

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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