What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Justin Bieber

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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