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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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