What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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