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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed