- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Pull my finger ouch..

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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