What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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