- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

WILLY

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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