- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What is a jew in space? Dead

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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