- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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