What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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