- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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