What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What? Huh?

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You have friends

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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