- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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