- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Keanu Reaves

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Whats worse than suicide? death

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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