- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

I need to start studying.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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