- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

No!

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

PEANIS!

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Justin

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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