PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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