An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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so how about that irline food

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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