- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's a joke? Funny

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