- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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