what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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