- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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