- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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