Penis.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Who wants water? I do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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