whats black and strange a paki

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Miscarriages.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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