- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

That's illegal What? Your mom

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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