What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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