- Anti Joke

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

I once did something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order