Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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i just pooped that is all!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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