- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

I love alchohol!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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