- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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