I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Want to hear a Joke? No.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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