- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

FUS RO DAH!!!

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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