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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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