Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Get on the boat.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Anti Joke

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