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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

minorities.....

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

breasts

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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