- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

The queen having a shit

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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