What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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