60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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