how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did death say to life? Go die

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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