- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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