- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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