- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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