- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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