What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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