Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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