What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What can fly? Lots of things

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

get in the car.

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