- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

get in the car.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Logan's gay

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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